Monday 9 February 2015

No Comfort Breaks Required - 100 Words of Terror as a businessman finds a ghastly way to solve his staffing problems...employing the deceased!


No Comfort Breaks Required

I should have thought of this years ago. For too long I suffered the burden of a demanding workforce. Never satisfied. Forever bleating about their “rights”. Damned socialist nonsense.

Mama DuChance changed all that, came to me with an idea. Employ the dead to work my call centre. Their needs, as far as I can tell, are few. Being dead, they enjoy no protection under discrimination laws. I can pinch the women’s bottoms with impunity.

What’s that damn noise coming from the trading floor? Some kind of chanting. One word: flesh.

Chairs scrape as they rise. They’re heading this way.

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